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   The Merchant of Venice
ACT II SCENE V The same. Before SHYLOCK'S house. 
 Enter SHYLOCK and LAUNCELOT 
SHYLOCK Well, thou shalt see, thy eyes shall be thy judge, 
 The difference of old Shylock and Bassanio:-- 
 What, Jessica!--thou shalt not gormandise, 
 As thou hast done with me:--What, Jessica!-- 5
 And sleep and snore, and rend apparel out;-- 
 Why, Jessica, I say! 
LAUNCELOT Why, Jessica! 
SHYLOCK Who bids thee call? I do not bid thee call. 
LAUNCELOT Your worship was wont to tell me that 10
 I could do nothing without bidding. 
 Enter Jessica 
JESSICA Call you? what is your will? 
SHYLOCK I am bid forth to supper, Jessica: 
 There are my keys. But wherefore should I go? 
 I am not bid for love; they flatter me: 15
 But yet I'll go in hate, to feed upon 
 The prodigal Christian. Jessica, my girl, 
 Look to my house. I am right loath to go: 
 There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest, 
 For I did dream of money-bags to-night. 20
LAUNCELOT I beseech you, sir, go: my young master doth expect 
 your reproach. 
SHYLOCK So do I his. 
LAUNCELOT An they have conspired together, I will not say you 
 shall see a masque; but if you do, then it was not 25
 for nothing that my nose fell a-bleeding on 
 Black-Monday last at six o'clock i' the morning, 
 falling out that year on Ash-Wednesday was four 
 year, in the afternoon. 
SHYLOCK What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica: 30
 Lock up my doors; and when you hear the drum 
 And the vile squealing of the wry-neck'd fife, 
 Clamber not you up to the casements then, 
 Nor thrust your head into the public street 
 To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces, 35
 But stop my house's ears, I mean my casements: 
 Let not the sound of shallow foppery enter 
 My sober house. By Jacob's staff, I swear, 
 I have no mind of feasting forth to-night: 
 But I will go. Go you before me, sirrah; 40
 Say I will come. 
LAUNCELOT I will go before, sir. Mistress, look out at 
 window, for all this, There will come a Christian 
 boy, will be worth a Jewess' eye. 
 Exit 
SHYLOCK What says that fool of Hagar's offspring, ha? 45
JESSICA His words were 'Farewell mistress;' nothing else. 
SHYLOCK The patch is kind enough, but a huge feeder; 
 Snail-slow in profit, and he sleeps by day 
 More than the wild-cat: drones hive not with me; 
 Therefore I part with him, and part with him 50
 To one that would have him help to waste 
 His borrow'd purse. Well, Jessica, go in; 
 Perhaps I will return immediately: 
 Do as I bid you; shut doors after you: 
 Fast bind, fast find; 55
 A proverb never stale in thrifty mind. 
 Exit 
JESSICA Farewell; and if my fortune be not crost, 
 I have a father, you a daughter, lost. 
 Exit 


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