A Midsummer Night's Dream

A Midsummer Night's Dream

ACT III SCENE I	The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.
	Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, andSTARVELING
BOTTOM	Are we all met?
QUINCE	Pat, pat; and here's a marvellous convenient place
	for our rehearsal. This green plot shall be our
	stage, this hawthorn-brake our tiring-house; and we	5
	will do it in action as we will do it before the duke.
BOTTOM	Peter Quince,--
QUINCE	What sayest thou, bully Bottom?
BOTTOM	There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and
	Thisby that will never please. First, Pyramus must	10
	draw a sword to kill himself; which the ladies
	cannot abide. How answer you that?
SNOUT	By'r lakin, a parlous fear.
STARVELING	I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is done.
BOTTOM	Not a whit: I have a device to make all well.	15
	Write me a prologue; and let the prologue seem to
	say, we will do no harm with our swords, and that
	Pyramus is not killed indeed; and, for the more
	better assurance, tell them that I, Pyramus, am not
	Pyramus, but Bottom the weaver: this will put them	20
	out of fear.
QUINCE	Well, we will have such a prologue; and it shall be
	written in eight and six.
BOTTOM	No, make it two more; let it be written in eight and eight.
SNOUT	Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion?	25
STARVELING	I fear it, I promise you.
BOTTOM	Masters, you ought to consider with yourselves: to
	bring in--God shield us!--a lion among ladies, is a
	most dreadful thing; for there is not a more fearful
	wild-fowl than your lion living; and we ought to	30
	look to 't.
SNOUT	Therefore another prologue must tell he is not a lion.
BOTTOM	Nay, you must name his name, and half his face must
	be seen through the lion's neck: and he himself
	must speak through, saying thus, or to the same	35
	defect,--'Ladies,'--or 'Fair-ladies--I would wish
	You,'--or 'I would request you,'--or 'I would
	entreat you,--not to fear, not to tremble: my life
	for yours. If you think I come hither as a lion, it
	were pity of my life: no I am no such thing; I am a	40
	man as other men are;' and there indeed let him name
	his name, and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner.
QUINCE	Well it shall be so. But there is two hard things;
	that is, to bring the moonlight into a chamber; for,
	you know, Pyramus and Thisby meet by moonlight.	45
SNOUT	Doth the moon shine that night we play our play?
BOTTOM	A calendar, a calendar! look in the almanac; find
	out moonshine, find out moonshine.
QUINCE	Yes, it doth shine that night.
BOTTOM	Why, then may you leave a casement of the great	50
	chamber window, where we play, open, and the moon
	may shine in at the casement.
QUINCE	Ay; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns
	and a lanthorn, and say he comes to disfigure, or to
	present, the person of Moonshine. Then, there is	55
	another thing: we must have a wall in the great
	chamber; for Pyramus and Thisby says the story, did
	talk through the chink of a wall.
SNOUT	You can never bring in a wall. What say you, Bottom?
BOTTOM	Some man or other must present Wall: and let him	60
	have some plaster, or some loam, or some rough-cast
	about him, to signify wall; and let him hold his
	fingers thus, and through that cranny shall Pyramus
	and Thisby whisper.
QUINCE	If that may be, then all is well. Come, sit down,	65
	every mother's son, and rehearse your parts.
	Pyramus, you begin: when you have spoken your
	speech, enter into that brake: and so every one
	according to his cue.
	Enter PUCK behind
PUCK	What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here,	70
	So near the cradle of the fairy queen?
	What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor;
	An actor too, perhaps, if I see cause.
QUINCE	Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth.
BOTTOM	Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet,--	75
QUINCE	Odours, odours.
BOTTOM	--odours savours sweet:
	So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear.
	But hark, a voice! stay thou but here awhile,
	And by and by I will to thee appear.	80
	Exit
PUCK	A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here.
	Exit
FLUTE	Must I speak now?
QUINCE	Ay, marry, must you; for you must understand he goes
	but to see a noise that he heard, and is to come again.
FLUTE	Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue,	85
	Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier,
	Most brisky juvenal and eke most lovely Jew,
	As true as truest horse that yet would never tire,
	I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.
QUINCE	'Ninus' tomb,' man: why, you must not speak that	90
	yet; that you answer to Pyramus: you speak all your
	part at once, cues and all Pyramus enter: your cue
	is past; it is, 'never tire.'
FLUTE	O,--As true as truest horse, that yet would
	never tire.	95
	Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head
BOTTOM	If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.
QUINCE	O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray,
	masters! fly, masters! Help!
	Exeunt QUINCE, SNUG, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING
PUCK	I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round,
	Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:	100
	Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
	A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
	And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
	Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
	Exit
BOTTOM	Why do they run away? this is a knavery of them to	105
	make me afeard.
	Re-enter SNOUT
SNOUT	O Bottom, thou art changed! what do I see on thee?
BOTTOM	What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do
	you?
	Exit SNOUT
	Re-enter QUINCE
QUINCE	Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art	110
	translated.
	Exit
BOTTOM	I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me;
	to fright me, if they could. But I will not stir
	from this place, do what they can: I will walk up
	and down here, and I will sing, that they shall hear	115
	I am not afraid.
	Sings
	The ousel cock so black of hue,
	With orange-tawny bill,
	The throstle with his note so true,
	The wren with little quill,--	120
TITANIA	Awaking
BOTTOM	Sings
	The finch, the sparrow and the lark,
	The plain-song cuckoo gray,
	Whose note full many a man doth mark,
	And dares not answer nay;--
	for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish	125
	a bird? who would give a bird the lie, though he cry
	'cuckoo' never so?
TITANIA	I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again:
	Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note;
	So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape;	130
	And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me
	On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
BOTTOM	Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason
	for that: and yet, to say the truth, reason and
	love keep little company together now-a-days; the	135
	more the pity that some honest neighbours will not
	make them friends. Nay, I can gleek upon occasion.
TITANIA	Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
BOTTOM	Not so, neither: but if I had wit enough to get out
	of this wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn.	140
TITANIA	Out of this wood do not desire to go:
	Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
	I am a spirit of no common rate;
	The summer still doth tend upon my state;
	And I do love thee: therefore, go with me;	145
	I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee,
	And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
	And sing while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep;
	And I will purge thy mortal grossness so
	That thou shalt like an airy spirit go.	150
	Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed!
	Enter PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, and MUSTARDSEED
PEASEBLOSSOM	Ready.
COBWEB	And I.
MOTH	And I.
MUSTARDSEED	And I.	155
ALL	Where shall we go?
TITANIA	Be kind and courteous to this gentleman;
	Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes;
	Feed him with apricocks and dewberries,
	With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries;	160
	The honey-bags steal from the humble-bees,
	And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs
	And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes,
	To have my love to bed and to arise;
	And pluck the wings from Painted butterflies	165
	To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes:
	Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies.
PEASEBLOSSOM	Hail, mortal!
COBWEB	Hail!
MOTH	Hail!	170
MUSTARDSEED	Hail!
BOTTOM	I cry your worship's mercy, heartily: I beseech your
	worship's name.
COBWEB	Cobweb.
BOTTOM	I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master	175
	Cobweb: if I cut my finger, I shall make bold with
	you. Your name, honest gentleman?
PEASEBLOSSOM	Peaseblossom.
BOTTOM	I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your
	mother, and to Master Peascod, your father. Good	180
	Master Peaseblossom, I shall desire you of more
	acquaintance too. Your name, I beseech you, sir?
MUSTARDSEED	Mustardseed.
BOTTOM	Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well:
	that same cowardly, giant-like ox-beef hath	185
	devoured many a gentleman of your house: I promise
	you your kindred had made my eyes water ere now. I
	desire your more acquaintance, good Master
	Mustardseed.
TITANIA	Come, wait upon him; lead him to my bower.	190
	The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
	And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
	Lamenting some enforced chastity.
	Tie up my love's tongue bring him silently.
	Exeunt