| ACT III SCENE II | The same. The DUKE's palace. | |
| | Enter DUKE and THURIO | |
| DUKE | Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you, | |
| | Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. | |
| THURIO | Since his exile she hath despised me most, | |
| | Forsworn my company and rail'd at me, | 5 |
| | That I am desperate of obtaining her. | |
| DUKE | This weak impress of love is as a figure | |
| | Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat | |
| | Dissolves to water and doth lose his form. | |
| | A little time will melt her frozen thoughts | 10 |
| | And worthless Valentine shall be forgot. | |
| | Enter PROTEUS | |
| | How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman | |
| | According to our proclamation gone? | |
| PROTEUS | Gone, my good lord. | |
| DUKE | My daughter takes his going grievously. | 15 |
| PROTEUS | A little time, my lord, will kill that grief. | |
| DUKE | So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so. | |
| | Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee-- | |
| | For thou hast shown some sign of good desert-- | |
| | Makes me the better to confer with thee. | 20 |
| PROTEUS | Longer than I prove loyal to your grace | |
| | Let me not live to look upon your grace. | |
| DUKE | Thou know'st how willingly I would effect | |
| | The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter. | |
| PROTEUS | I do, my lord. | 25 |
| DUKE | And also, I think, thou art not ignorant | |
| | How she opposes her against my will | |
| PROTEUS | She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. | |
| DUKE | Ay, and perversely she persevers so. | |
| | What might we do to make the girl forget | 30 |
| | The love of Valentine and love Sir Thurio? | |
| PROTEUS | The best way is to slander Valentine | |
| | With falsehood, cowardice and poor descent, | |
| | Three things that women highly hold in hate. | |
| DUKE | Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate. | 35 |
| PROTEUS | Ay, if his enemy deliver it: | |
| | Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken | |
| | By one whom she esteemeth as his friend. | |
| DUKE | Then you must undertake to slander him. | |
| PROTEUS | And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do: | 40 |
| | 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman, | |
| | Especially against his very friend. | |
| DUKE | Where your good word cannot advantage him, | |
| | Your slander never can endamage him; | |
| | Therefore the office is indifferent, | 45 |
| | Being entreated to it by your friend. | |
| PROTEUS | You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it | |
| | By ought that I can speak in his dispraise, | |
| | She shall not long continue love to him. | |
| | But say this weed her love from Valentine, | 50 |
| | It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio. | |
| THURIO | Therefore, as you unwind her love from him, | |
| | Lest it should ravel and be good to none, | |
| | You must provide to bottom it on me; | |
| | Which must be done by praising me as much | 55 |
| | As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine. | |
| DUKE | And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind, | |
| | Because we know, on Valentine's report, | |
| | You are already Love's firm votary | |
| | And cannot soon revolt and change your mind. | 60 |
| | Upon this warrant shall you have access | |
| | Where you with Silvia may confer at large; | |
| | For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy, | |
| | And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you; | |
| | Where you may temper her by your persuasion | 65 |
| | To hate young Valentine and love my friend. | |
| PROTEUS | As much as I can do, I will effect: | |
| | But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough; | |
| | You must lay lime to tangle her desires | |
| | By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes | 70 |
| | Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows. | |
| DUKE | Ay, | |
| | Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. | |
| PROTEUS | Say that upon the altar of her beauty | |
| | You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart: | 75 |
| | Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears | |
| | Moist it again, and frame some feeling line | |
| | That may discover such integrity: | |
| | For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews, | |
| | Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones, | 80 |
| | Make tigers tame and huge leviathans | |
| | Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands. | |
| | After your dire-lamenting elegies, | |
| | Visit by night your lady's chamber-window | |
| | With some sweet concert; to their instruments | 85 |
| | Tune a deploring dump: the night's dead silence | |
| | Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance. | |
| | This, or else nothing, will inherit her. | |
| DUKE | This discipline shows thou hast been in love. | |
| THURIO | And thy advice this night I'll put in practise. | 90 |
| | Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver, | |
| | Let us into the city presently | |
| | To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music. | |
| | I have a sonnet that will serve the turn | |
| | To give the onset to thy good advice. | 95 |
| DUKE | About it, gentlemen! | |
| PROTEUS | We'll wait upon your grace till after supper, | |
| | And afterward determine our proceedings. | |
| DUKE | Even now about it! I will pardon you. | |
| | Exeunt | |