| ACT I SCENE II | GLOUCESTER'S house. | |
| | Enter GLOUCESTER and his DUCHESS | |
| DUCHESS | Why droops my lord, like over-ripen'd corn, | |
| | Hanging the head at Ceres' plenteous load? | |
| | Why doth the great Duke Humphrey knit his brows, | |
| | As frowning at the favours of the world? | 5 |
| | Why are thine eyes fixed to the sullen earth, | |
| | Gazing on that which seems to dim thy sight? | |
| | What seest thou there? King Henry's diadem, | |
| | Enchased with all the honours of the world? | |
| | If so, gaze on, and grovel on thy face, | 10 |
| | Until thy head be circled with the same. | |
| | Put forth thy hand, reach at the glorious gold. | |
| | What, is't too short? I'll lengthen it with mine: | |
| | And, having both together heaved it up, | |
| | We'll both together lift our heads to heaven, | 15 |
| | And never more abase our sight so low | |
| | As to vouchsafe one glance unto the ground. | |
| GLOUCESTER | O Nell, sweet Nell, if thou dost love thy lord, | |
| | Banish the canker of ambitious thoughts. | |
| | And may that thought, when I imagine ill | 20 |
| | Against my king and nephew, virtuous Henry, | |
| | Be my last breathing in this mortal world! | |
| | My troublous dream this night doth make me sad. | |
| DUCHESS | What dream'd my lord? tell me, and I'll requite it | |
| | With sweet rehearsal of my morning's dream. | 25 |
| GLOUCESTER | Methought this staff, mine office-badge in court, | |
| | Was broke in twain; by whom I have forgot, | |
| | But, as I think, it was by the cardinal; | |
| | And on the pieces of the broken wand | |
| | Were placed the heads of Edmund Duke of Somerset, | 30 |
| | And William de la Pole, first duke of Suffolk. | |
| | This was my dream: what it doth bode, God knows. | |
| DUCHESS | Tut, this was nothing but an argument | |
| | That he that breaks a stick of Gloucester's grove | |
| | Shall lose his head for his presumption. | 35 |
| | But list to me, my Humphrey, my sweet duke: | |
| | Methought I sat in seat of majesty | |
| | In the cathedral church of Westminster, | |
| | And in that chair where kings and queens are crown'd; | |
| | Where Henry and dame Margaret kneel'd to me | 40 |
| | And on my head did set the diadem. | |
| GLOUCESTER | Nay, Eleanor, then must I chide outright: | |
| | Presumptuous dame, ill-nurtured Eleanor, | |
| | Art thou not second woman in the realm, | |
| | And the protector's wife, beloved of him? | 45 |
| | Hast thou not worldly pleasure at command, | |
| | Above the reach or compass of thy thought? | |
| | And wilt thou still be hammering treachery, | |
| | To tumble down thy husband and thyself | |
| | From top of honour to disgrace's feet? | 50 |
| | Away from me, and let me hear no more! | |
| DUCHESS | What, what, my lord! are you so choleric | |
| | With Eleanor, for telling but her dream? | |
| | Next time I'll keep my dreams unto myself, | |
| | And not be cheque'd. | 55 |
| GLOUCESTER | Nay, be not angry; I am pleased again. | |
| | Enter Messenger | |
| Messenger | My lord protector, 'tis his highness' pleasure | |
| | You do prepare to ride unto Saint Alban's, | |
| | Where as the king and queen do mean to hawk. | |
| GLOUCESTER | I go. Come, Nell, thou wilt ride with us? | 60 |
| DUCHESS | Yes, my good lord, I'll follow presently. | |
| | Exeunt GLOUCESTER and Messenger | |
| | Follow I must; I cannot go before, | |
| | While Gloucester bears this base and humble mind. | |
| | Were I a man, a duke, and next of blood, | |
| | I would remove these tedious stumbling-blocks | 65 |
| | And smooth my way upon their headless necks; | |
| | And, being a woman, I will not be slack | |
| | To play my part in Fortune's pageant. | |
| | Where are you there? Sir John! nay, fear not, man, | |
| | We are alone; here's none but thee and I. | 70 |
| | Enter HUME | |
| HUME | Jesus preserve your royal majesty! | |
| DUCHESS | What say'st thou? majesty! I am but grace. | |
| HUME | But, by the grace of God, and Hume's advice, | |
| | Your grace's title shall be multiplied. | |
| DUCHESS | What say'st thou, man? hast thou as yet conferr'd | 75 |
| | With Margery Jourdain, the cunning witch, | |
| | With Roger Bolingbroke, the conjurer? | |
| | And will they undertake to do me good? | |
| HUME | This they have promised, to show your highness | |
| | A spirit raised from depth of under-ground, | 80 |
| | That shall make answer to such questions | |
| | As by your grace shall be propounded him. | |
| DUCHESS | It is enough; I'll think upon the questions: | |
| | When from St. Alban's we do make return, | |
| | We'll see these things effected to the full. | 85 |
| | Here, Hume, take this reward; make merry, man, | |
| | With thy confederates in this weighty cause. | |
| | Exit | |
| HUME | Hume must make merry with the duchess' gold; | |
| | Marry, and shall. But how now, Sir John Hume! | |
| | Seal up your lips, and give no words but mum: | 90 |
| | The business asketh silent secrecy. | |
| | Dame Eleanor gives gold to bring the witch: | |
| | Gold cannot come amiss, were she a devil. | |
| | Yet have I gold flies from another coast; | |
| | I dare not say, from the rich cardinal | 95 |
| | And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk, | |
| | Yet I do find it so; for to be plain, | |
| | They, knowing Dame Eleanor's aspiring humour, | |
| | Have hired me to undermine the duchess | |
| | And buz these conjurations in her brain. | 100 |
| | They say 'A crafty knave does need no broker;' | |
| | Yet am I Suffolk and the cardinal's broker. | |
| | Hume, if you take not heed, you shall go near | |
| | To call them both a pair of crafty knaves. | |
| | Well, so it stands; and thus, I fear, at last | 105 |
| | Hume's knavery will be the duchess' wreck, | |
| | And her attainture will be Humphrey's fall: | |
| | Sort how it will, I shall have gold for all. | |
| | Exit | |