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King Henry VI, Part II

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ACT IV SCENE II Blackheath. 
BEVISCome, and get thee a sword, though made of a lath;
they have been up these two days.
HOLLANDThey have the more need to sleep now, then.
BEVISI tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress
the commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.5
HOLLANDSo he had need, for 'tis threadbare. Well, I say it
was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up.
BEVISO miserable age! virtue is not regarded in handicrafts-men.
HOLLANDThe nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
BEVISNay, more, the king's council are no good workmen.10
HOLLANDTrue; and yet it is said, labour in thy vocation;
which is as much to say as, let the magistrates be
labouring men; and therefore should we be
BEVISThou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a15
brave mind than a hard hand.
HOLLANDI see them! I see them! there's Best's son, the
tanner of Wingham,--
BEVISHe shall have the skin of our enemies, to make
dog's-leather of.20
HOLLANDAnd Dick the Butcher,--
BEVISThen is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity's
throat cut like a calf.
HOLLANDAnd Smith the weaver,--
BEVISArgo, their thread of life is spun.25
HOLLANDCome, come, let's fall in with them.
[ Drum. Enter CADE, DICK the Butcher, SMITH the Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite numbers ]
CADEWe John Cade, so termed of our supposed father,--
DICK[Aside] Or rather, of stealing a cade of herrings.
CADEFor our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with
the spirit of putting down kings and princes,30
--Command silence.
CADEMy father was a Mortimer,--
DICK[Aside] He was an honest man, and a good
CADEMy mother a Plantagenet,--
DICK[Aside] I knew her well; she was a midwife.
CADEMy wife descended of the Lacies,--
DICK[Aside] She was, indeed, a pedler's daughter, and
sold many laces.40
SMITH[Aside] But now of late, notable to travel with her
furred pack, she washes bucks here at home.
CADETherefore am I of an honourable house.
DICK[Aside] Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable;
and there was he borne, under a hedge, for his45
father had never a house but the cage.
CADEValiant I am.
SMITH[Aside] A' must needs; for beggary is valiant.
CADEI am able to endure much.
DICK[Aside] No question of that; for I have seen him 50
whipped three market-days together.
CADEI fear neither sword nor fire.
SMITH[Aside] He need not fear the sword; for his coat is of proof.
DICK[Aside] But methinks he should stand in fear of
fire, being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep.55
CADEBe brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows
reformation. There shall be in England seven
halfpenny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hooped
pot; shall have ten hoops and I will make it felony
to drink small beer: all the realm shall be in60
common; and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to
grass: and when I am king, as king I will be,--
ALLGod save your majesty!
CADEI thank you, good people: there shall be no money;
all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will65
apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree
like brothers and worship me their lord.
DICKThe first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
CADENay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable
thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should70
be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled
o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings:
but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal
once to a thing, and I was never mine own man
since. How now! who's there?75
[Enter some, bringing forward the Clerk of Chatham]
SMITHThe clerk of Chatham: he can write and read and
cast accompt.
CADEO monstrous!
SMITHWe took him setting of boys' copies.
CADEHere's a villain!80
SMITHHas a book in his pocket with red letters in't.
CADENay, then, he is a conjurer.
DICKNay, he can make obligations, and write court-hand.
CADEI am sorry for't: the man is a proper man, of mine
honour; unless I find him guilty, he shall not die.85
Come hither, sirrah, I must examine thee: what is thy name?
DICKThey use to write it on the top of letters: 'twill
go hard with you.
CADELet me alone. Dost thou use to write thy name? or90
hast thou a mark to thyself, like an honest
plain-dealing man?
CLERKSir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up
that I can write my name.
ALLHe hath confessed: away with him! he's a villain95
and a traitor.
CADEAway with him, I say! hang him with his pen and
ink-horn about his neck.
[Exit one with the Clerk]
MICHAELWhere's our general?
CADEHere I am, thou particular fellow.100
MICHAELFly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his
brother are hard by, with the king's forces.
CADEStand, villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down. He
shall be encountered with a man as good as himself:
he is but a knight, is a'?105
CADETo equal him, I will make myself a knight presently.
Rise up Sir John Mortimer.
Now have at him!
[ Enter SIR HUMPHREY and WILLIAM STAFFORD, with drum and soldiers ]
SIR HUMPHREYRebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,110
Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down;
Home to your cottages, forsake this groom:
The king is merciful, if you revolt.
WILLIAM STAFFORDBut angry, wrathful, and inclined to blood,
If you go forward; therefore yield, or die.115
CADEAs for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not:
It is to you, good people, that I speak,
Over whom, in time to come, I hope to reign;
For I am rightful heir unto the crown.
SIR HUMPHREYVillain, thy father was a plasterer;120
And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not?
CADEAnd Adam was a gardener.
WILLIAM STAFFORDAnd what of that?
CADEMarry, this: Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March.
Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not?125
CADEBy her he had two children at one birth.
CADEAy, there's the question; but I say, 'tis true:
The elder of them, being put to nurse,130
Was by a beggar-woman stolen away;
And, ignorant of his birth and parentage,
Became a bricklayer when he came to age:
His son am I; deny it, if you can.
DICKNay, 'tis too true; therefore he shall be king.135
SMITHSir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and
the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
therefore deny it not.
SIR HUMPHREYAnd will you credit this base drudge's words,
That speaks he knows not what?140
ALLAy, marry, will we; therefore get ye gone.
WILLIAM STAFFORDJack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
CADE[Aside] He lies, for I invented it myself.
Go to, sirrah, tell the king from me, that, for his
father's sake, Henry the Fifth, in whose time boys145
went to span-counter for French crowns, I am content
he shall reign; but I'll be protector over him.
DICKAnd furthermore, well have the Lord Say's head for
selling the dukedom of Maine.
CADEAnd good reason; for thereby is England mained, and150
fain to go with a staff, but that my puissance holds
it up. Fellow kings, I tell you that that Lord Say
hath gelded the commonwealth, and made it an eunuch:
and more than that, he can speak French; and
therefore he is a traitor.155
SIR HUMPHREYO gross and miserable ignorance!
CADENay, answer, if you can: the Frenchmen are our
enemies; go to, then, I ask but this: can he that
speaks with the tongue of an enemy be a good
counsellor, or no?160
ALLNo, no; and therefore we'll have his head.
WILLIAM STAFFORDWell, seeing gentle words will not prevail,
Assail them with the army of the king.
SIR HUMPHREYHerald, away; and throughout every town
Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade;165
That those which fly before the battle ends
May, even in their wives' and children's sight,
Be hang'd up for example at their doors:
And you that be the king's friends, follow me.
[Exeunt WILLIAM STAFFORD and SIR HUMPHREY, and soldiers]
CADEAnd you that love the commons, follow me.170
Now show yourselves men; 'tis for liberty.
We will not leave one lord, one gentleman:
Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon;
For they are thrifty honest men, and such
As would, but that they dare not, take our parts.175
DICKThey are all in order and march toward us.
CADEBut then are we in order when we are most
out of order. Come, march forward.

Continue to 2 Henry VI, Act 4, Scene 3


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