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   Much Ado About Nothing
ACT II SCENE II The same. 
 Enter DON JOHN and BORACHIO 
DON JOHN It is so; the Count Claudio shall marry the 
 daughter of Leonato. 
BORACHIO Yea, my lord; but I can cross it. 
DON JOHN Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be 5
 medicinable to me: I am sick in displeasure to him, 
 and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges 
 evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this marriage? 
BORACHIO Not honestly, my lord; but so covertly that no 
 dishonesty shall appear in me. 10
DON JOHN Show me briefly how. 
BORACHIO I think I told your lordship a year since, how much 
 I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting 
 gentlewoman to Hero. 
DON JOHN I remember. 15
BORACHIO I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night, 
 appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window. 
DON JOHN What life is in that, to be the death of this marriage? 
BORACHIO The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to 
 the prince your brother; spare not to tell him that 20
 he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned 
 Claudio--whose estimation do you mightily hold 
 up--to a contaminated stale, such a one as Hero. 
DON JOHN What proof shall I make of that? 
BORACHIO Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio, 25
 to undo Hero and kill Leonato. Look you for any 
 other issue? 
DON JOHN Only to despite them, I will endeavour any thing. 
BORACHIO Go, then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and 
 the Count Claudio alone: tell them that you know 30
 that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal both to the 
 prince and Claudio, as,--in love of your brother's 
 honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's 
 reputation, who is thus like to be cozened with the 
 semblance of a maid,--that you have discovered 35
 thus. They will scarcely believe this without trial: 
 offer them instances; which shall bear no less 
 likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window, 
 hear me call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me 
 Claudio; and bring them to see this the very night 40
 before the intended wedding,--for in the meantime I 
 will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be 
 absent,--and there shall appear such seeming truth 
 of Hero's disloyalty that jealousy shall be called 
 assurance and all the preparation overthrown. 45
DON JOHN Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put 
 it in practise. Be cunning in the working this, and 
 thy fee is a thousand ducats. 
BORACHIO Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning 
 shall not shame me. 50
DON JOHN I will presently go learn their day of marriage. 
 Exeunt 


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