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   The Merry Wives of Windsor
ACT V SCENE I A room in the Garter Inn. 
 Enter FALSTAFF and MISTRESS QUICKLY 
FALSTAFF Prithee, no more prattling; go. I'll hold. This is 
 the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd 
 numbers. Away I go. They say there is divinity in 
 odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death. Away! 5
MISTRESS QUICKLY I'll provide you a chain; and I'll do what I can to 
 get you a pair of horns. 
FALSTAFF Away, I say; time wears: hold up your head, and mince. 
 Exit MISTRESS QUICKLY 
 Enter FORD 
 How now, Master Brook! Master Brook, the matter 
 will be known to-night, or never. Be you in the 10
 Park about midnight, at Herne's oak, and you shall 
 see wonders. 
FORD Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me 
 you had appointed? 
FALSTAFF I went to her, Master Brook, as you see, like a poor 15
 old man: but I came from her, Master Brook, like a 
 poor old woman. That same knave Ford, her husband, 
 hath the finest mad devil of jealousy in him, 
 Master Brook, that ever governed frenzy. I will tell 
 you: he beat me grievously, in the shape of a 20
 woman; for in the shape of man, Master Brook, I fear 
 not Goliath with a weaver's beam; because I know 
 also life is a shuttle. I am in haste; go along 
 with me: I'll tell you all, Master Brook. Since I 
 plucked geese, played truant and whipped top, I knew 25
 not what 'twas to be beaten till lately. Follow 
 me: I'll tell you strange things of this knave 
 Ford, on whom to-night I will be revenged, and I 
 will deliver his wife into your hand. Follow. 
 Strange things in hand, Master Brook! Follow. 30
 Exeunt 


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