King Lear

King Lear

ACT II SCENE IV	Before GLOUCESTER's castle. KENT in the stocks.
	Enter KING LEAR, Fool, and Gentleman
KING LEAR	'Tis strange that they should so depart from home,
	And not send back my messenger.
Gentleman	As I learn'd,
	The night before there was no purpose in them	5
	Of this remove.
KENT	Hail to thee, noble master!
KING LEAR	Ha!
	Makest thou this shame thy pastime?
KENT	No, my lord.	10
Fool	Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied
	by the heads, dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by
	the loins, and men by the legs: when a man's
	over-lusty at legs, then he wears wooden
	nether-stocks.	15
KING LEAR	What's he that hath so much thy place mistook
	To set thee here?
KENT	It is both he and she;
	Your son and daughter.
KING LEAR	No.	20
KENT	Yes.
KING LEAR	No, I say.
KENT	I say, yea.
KING LEAR	No, no, they would not.
KENT	Yes, they have.	25
KING LEAR	By Jupiter, I swear, no.
KENT	By Juno, I swear, ay.
KING LEAR	They durst not do 't;
	They could not, would not do 't; 'tis worse than murder,
	To do upon respect such violent outrage:	30
	Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way
	Thou mightst deserve, or they impose, this usage,
	Coming from us.
KENT	My lord, when at their home
	I did commend your highness' letters to them,	35
	Ere I was risen from the place that show'd
	My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,
	Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth
	From Goneril his mistress salutations;
	Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission,	40
	Which presently they read: on whose contents,
	They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse;
	Commanded me to follow, and attend
	The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks:
	And meeting here the other messenger,	45
	Whose welcome, I perceived, had poison'd mine,--
	Being the very fellow that of late
	Display'd so saucily against your highness,--
	Having more man than wit about me, drew:
	He raised the house with loud and coward cries.	50
	Your son and daughter found this trespass worth
	The shame which here it suffers.
Fool	Winter's not gone yet, if the wild-geese fly that way.
	Fathers that wear rags
	Do make their children blind;	55
	But fathers that bear bags
	Shall see their children kind.
	Fortune, that arrant whore,
	Ne'er turns the key to the poor.
	But, for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours	60
	for thy daughters as thou canst tell in a year.
KING LEAR	O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!
	Hysterica passio, down, thou climbing sorrow,
	Thy element's below! Where is this daughter?
KENT	With the earl, sir, here within.	65
KING LEAR	Follow me not;
	Stay here.
	Exit
Gentleman	Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
KENT	None.
	How chance the king comes with so small a train?	70
Fool	And thou hadst been set i' the stocks for that
	question, thou hadst well deserved it.
KENT	Why, fool?
Fool	We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee
	there's no labouring i' the winter. All that follow	75
	their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and
	there's not a nose among twenty but can smell him
	that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel
	runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with
	following it: but the great one that goes up the	80
	hill, let him draw thee after. When a wise man
	gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I
	would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
	That sir which serves and seeks for gain,
	And follows but for form,	85
	Will pack when it begins to rain,
	And leave thee in the storm,
	But I will tarry; the fool will stay,
	And let the wise man fly:
	The knave turns fool that runs away;	90
	The fool no knave, perdy.
KENT	Where learned you this, fool?
Fool	Not i' the stocks, fool.
	Re-enter KING LEAR with GLOUCESTER
KING LEAR	Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?
	They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches;	95
	The images of revolt and flying off.
	Fetch me a better answer.
GLOUCESTER	My dear lord,
	You know the fiery quality of the duke;
	How unremoveable and fix'd he is	100
	In his own course.
KING LEAR	Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!
	Fiery? what quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,
	I'ld speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
GLOUCESTER	Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so.	105
KING LEAR	Inform'd them! Dost thou understand me, man?
GLOUCESTER	Ay, my good lord.
KING LEAR	The king would speak with Cornwall; the dear father
	Would with his daughter speak, commands her service:
	Are they inform'd of this? My breath and blood!	110
	Fiery? the fiery duke? Tell the hot duke that--
	No, but not yet: may be he is not well:
	Infirmity doth still neglect all office
	Whereto our health is bound; we are not ourselves
	When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind	115
	To suffer with the body: I'll forbear;
	And am fall'n out with my more headier will,
	To take the indisposed and sickly fit
	For the sound man. Death on my state! wherefore
	Looking on KENT
	Should he sit here? This act persuades me	120
	That this remotion of the duke and her
	Is practise only. Give me my servant forth.
	Go tell the duke and 's wife I'ld speak with them,
	Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me,
	Or at their chamber-door I'll beat the drum	125
	Till it cry sleep to death.
GLOUCESTER	I would have all well betwixt you.
	Exit
KING LEAR	O me, my heart, my rising heart! but, down!
Fool	Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels
	when she put 'em i' the paste alive; she knapped 'em	130
	o' the coxcombs with a stick, and cried 'Down,
	wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother that, in pure
	kindness to his horse, buttered his hay.
	Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER, and Servants
KING LEAR	Good morrow to you both.
CORNWALL	Hail to your grace!	135
	KENT is set at liberty
REGAN	I am glad to see your highness.
KING LEAR	Regan, I think you are; I know what reason
	I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,
	I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb,
	Sepulchring an adultress.	140
	To KENT
	O, are you free?
	Some other time for that. Beloved Regan,
	Thy sister's naught: O Regan, she hath tied
	Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here:
	Points to his heart
	I can scarce speak to thee; thou'lt not believe	145
	With how depraved a quality--O Regan!
REGAN	I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope.
	You less know how to value her desert
	Than she to scant her duty.
KING LEAR	Say, how is that?	150
REGAN	I cannot think my sister in the least
	Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance
	She have restrain'd the riots of your followers,
	'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end,
	As clears her from all blame.	155
KING LEAR	My curses on her!
REGAN	O, sir, you are old.
	Nature in you stands on the very verge
	Of her confine: you should be ruled and led
	By some discretion, that discerns your state	160
	Better than you yourself. Therefore, I pray you,
	That to our sister you do make return;
	Say you have wrong'd her, sir.
KING LEAR	Ask her forgiveness?
	Do you but mark how this becomes the house:	165
	'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;
	Kneeling
	Age is unnecessary: on my knees I beg
	That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.'
REGAN	Good sir, no more; these are unsightly tricks:
	Return you to my sister.	170
KING LEAR	Rising
	She hath abated me of half my train;
	Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue,
	Most serpent-like, upon the very heart:
	All the stored vengeances of heaven fall
	On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones,	175
	You taking airs, with lameness!
CORNWALL	Fie, sir, fie!
KING LEAR	You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
	Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
	You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the powerful sun,	180
	To fall and blast her pride!
REGAN	O the blest gods! so will you wish on me,
	When the rash mood is on.
KING LEAR	No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
	Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give	185
	Thee o'er to harshness: her eyes are fierce; but thine
	Do comfort and not burn. 'Tis not in thee
	To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,
	To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,
	And in conclusion to oppose the bolt	190
	Against my coming in: thou better know'st
	The offices of nature, bond of childhood,
	Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude;
	Thy half o' the kingdom hast thou not forgot,
	Wherein I thee endow'd.	195
REGAN	Good sir, to the purpose.
KING LEAR	Who put my man i' the stocks?
	Tucket within
CORNWALL	What trumpet's that?
REGAN	I know't, my sister's: this approves her letter,
	That she would soon be here.	200
	Enter OSWALD
	Is your lady come?
KING LEAR	This is a slave, whose easy-borrow'd pride
	Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.
	Out, varlet, from my sight!
CORNWALL	What means your grace?	205
KING LEAR	Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope
	Thou didst not know on't. Who comes here? O heavens,
	Enter GONERIL
	If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
	Allow obedience, if yourselves are old,
	Make it your cause; send down, and take my part!	210
	To GONERIL
	Art not ashamed to look upon this beard?
	O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?
GONERIL	Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended?
	All's not offence that indiscretion finds
	And dotage terms so.	215
KING LEAR	O sides, you are too tough;
	Will you yet hold? How came my man i' the stocks?
CORNWALL	I set him there, sir: but his own disorders
	Deserved much less advancement.
KING LEAR	You! did you?	220
REGAN	I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
	If, till the expiration of your month,
	You will return and sojourn with my sister,
	Dismissing half your train, come then to me:
	I am now from home, and out of that provision	225
	Which shall be needful for your entertainment.
KING LEAR	Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd?
	No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose
	To wage against the enmity o' the air;
	To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,--	230
	Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her?
	Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took
	Our youngest born, I could as well be brought
	To knee his throne, and, squire-like; pension beg
	To keep base life afoot. Return with her?	235
	Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter
	To this detested groom.
	Pointing at OSWALD
GONERIL	At your choice, sir.
KING LEAR	I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad:
	I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell:	240
	We'll no more meet, no more see one another:
	But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;
	Or rather a disease that's in my flesh,
	Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil,
	A plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle,	245
	In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee;
	Let shame come when it will, I do not call it:
	I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot,
	Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove:
	Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure:	250
	I can be patient; I can stay with Regan,
	I and my hundred knights.
REGAN	Not altogether so:
	I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided
	For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister;	255
	For those that mingle reason with your passion
	Must be content to think you old, and so--
	But she knows what she does.
KING LEAR	Is this well spoken?
REGAN	I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers?	260
	Is it not well? What should you need of more?
	Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger
	Speak 'gainst so great a number? How, in one house,
	Should many people, under two commands,
	Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible.	265
GONERIL	Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
	From those that she calls servants or from mine?
REGAN	Why not, my lord? If then they chanced to slack you,
	We could control them. If you will come to me,--
	For now I spy a danger,--I entreat you	270
	To bring but five and twenty: to no more
	Will I give place or notice.
KING LEAR	I gave you all--
REGAN	And in good time you gave it.
KING LEAR	Made you my guardians, my depositaries;	275
	But kept a reservation to be follow'd
	With such a number. What, must I come to you
	With five and twenty, Regan? said you so?
REGAN	And speak't again, my lord; no more with me.
KING LEAR	Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd,	280
	When others are more wicked: not being the worst
	Stands in some rank of praise.
	To GONERIL
	I'll go with thee:
	Thy fifty yet doth double five and twenty,
	And thou art twice her love.	285
GONERIL	Hear me, my lord;
	What need you five and twenty, ten, or five,
	To follow in a house where twice so many
	Have a command to tend you?
REGAN	What need one?	290
KING LEAR	O, reason not the need: our basest beggars
	Are in the poorest thing superfluous:
	Allow not nature more than nature needs,
	Man's life's as cheap as beast's: thou art a lady;
	If only to go warm were gorgeous,	295
	Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st,
	Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need,--
	You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!
	You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,
	As full of grief as age; wretched in both!	300
	If it be you that stir these daughters' hearts
	Against their father, fool me not so much
	To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
	And let not women's weapons, water-drops,
	Stain my man's cheeks! No, you unnatural hags,	305
	I will have such revenges on you both,
	That all the world shall--I will do such things,--
	What they are, yet I know not: but they shall be
	The terrors of the earth. You think I'll weep
	No, I'll not weep:	310
	I have full cause of weeping; but this heart
	Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws,
	Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!
	Exeunt KING LEAR, GLOUCESTER, KENT, and Fool
	Storm and tempest
CORNWALL	Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm.
REGAN	This house is little: the old man and his people	315
	Cannot be well bestow'd.
GONERIL	'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest,
	And must needs taste his folly.
REGAN	For his particular, I'll receive him gladly,
	But not one follower.	320
GONERIL	So am I purposed.
	Where is my lord of Gloucester?
CORNWALL	Follow'd the old man forth: he is return'd.
	Re-enter GLOUCESTER
GLOUCESTER	The king is in high rage.
CORNWALL	Whither is he going?	325
GLOUCESTER	He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.
CORNWALL	'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.
GONERIL	My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.
GLOUCESTER	Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds
	Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about	330
	There's scarce a bush.
REGAN	O, sir, to wilful men,
	The injuries that they themselves procure
	Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors:
	He is attended with a desperate train;	335
	And what they may incense him to, being apt
	To have his ear abused, wisdom bids fear.
CORNWALL	Shut up your doors, my lord; 'tis a wild night:
	My Regan counsels well; come out o' the storm.
	Exeunt