All's Well that Ends Well

All's Well that Ends Well

ACT IV SCENE II	Florence. The Widow's house.
	Enter BERTRAM and DIANA
BERTRAM	They told me that your name was Fontibell.
DIANA	No, my good lord, Diana.
BERTRAM	Titled goddess;
	And worth it, with addition! But, fair soul,	5
	In your fine frame hath love no quality?
	If quick fire of youth light not your mind,
	You are no maiden, but a monument:
	When you are dead, you should be such a one
	As you are now, for you are cold and stem;	10
	And now you should be as your mother was
	When your sweet self was got.
DIANA	She then was honest.
BERTRAM	So should you be.
DIANA	No:	15
	My mother did but duty; such, my lord,
	As you owe to your wife.
BERTRAM	No more o' that;
	I prithee, do not strive against my vows:
	I was compell'd to her; but I love thee	20
	By love's own sweet constraint, and will for ever
	Do thee all rights of service.
DIANA	Ay, so you serve us
	Till we serve you; but when you have our roses,
	You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves	25
	And mock us with our bareness.
BERTRAM	How have I sworn!
DIANA	'Tis not the many oaths that makes the truth,
	But the plain single vow that is vow'd true.
	What is not holy, that we swear not by,	30
	But take the High'st to witness: then, pray you, tell me,
	If I should swear by God's great attributes,
	I loved you dearly, would you believe my oaths,
	When I did love you ill? This has no holding,
	To swear by him whom I protest to love,	35
	That I will work against him: therefore your oaths
	Are words and poor conditions, but unseal'd,
	At least in my opinion.
BERTRAM	Change it, change it;
	Be not so holy-cruel: love is holy;	40
	And my integrity ne'er knew the crafts
	That you do charge men with. Stand no more off,
	But give thyself unto my sick desires,
	Who then recover: say thou art mine, and ever
	My love as it begins shall so persever.	45
DIANA	I see that men make ropes in such a scarre
	That we'll forsake ourselves. Give me that ring.
BERTRAM	I'll lend it thee, my dear; but have no power
	To give it from me.
DIANA	Will you not, my lord?	50
BERTRAM	It is an honour 'longing to our house,
	Bequeathed down from many ancestors;
	Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world
	In me to lose.
DIANA	Mine honour's such a ring:	55
	My chastity's the jewel of our house,
	Bequeathed down from many ancestors;
	Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world
	In me to lose: thus your own proper wisdom
	Brings in the champion Honour on my part,	60
	Against your vain assault.
BERTRAM	Here, take my ring:
	My house, mine honour, yea, my life, be thine,
	And I'll be bid by thee.
DIANA	When midnight comes, knock at my chamber-window:	65
	I'll order take my mother shall not hear.
	Now will I charge you in the band of truth,
	When you have conquer'd my yet maiden bed,
	Remain there but an hour, nor speak to me:
	My reasons are most strong; and you shall know them	70
	When back again this ring shall be deliver'd:
	And on your finger in the night I'll put
	Another ring, that what in time proceeds
	May token to the future our past deeds.
	Adieu, till then; then, fail not. You have won	75
	A wife of me, though there my hope be done.
BERTRAM	A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee.
	Exit
DIANA	For which live long to thank both heaven and me!
	You may so in the end.
	My mother told me just how he would woo,	80
	As if she sat in 's heart; she says all men
	Have the like oaths: he had sworn to marry me
	When his wife's dead; therefore I'll lie with him
	When I am buried. Since Frenchmen are so braid,
	Marry that will, I live and die a maid:	85
	Only in this disguise I think't no sin
	To cozen him that would unjustly win.
	Exit