| ACT V  SCENE I | The forest. |  | 
| [Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY] | 
| TOUCHSTONE | We shall find a time, Audrey; patience, gentle Audrey. | 
| AUDREY | Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the old | 
|  | gentleman's saying. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | A most wicked Sir Oliver, Audrey, a most vile | 
|  | Martext. But, Audrey, there is a youth here in the | 
|  | forest lays claim to you. | 
| AUDREY | Ay, I know who 'tis; he hath no interest in me in | 
|  | the world: here comes the man you mean. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | It is meat and drink to me to see a clown: by my | 10 | 
|  | troth, we that have good wits have much to answer | 
|  | for; we shall be flouting; we cannot hold. | 
| [Enter WILLIAM] | 
| WILLIAM | Good even, Audrey. | 
| AUDREY | God ye good even, William. | 
| WILLIAM | And good even to you, sir. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | Good even, gentle friend. Cover thy head, cover thy | 
|  | head; nay, prithee, be covered. How old are you, friend? | 
| WILLIAM | Five and twenty, sir. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | A ripe age. Is thy name William? | 20 | 
| WILLIAM | William, sir. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | A fair name. Wast born i' the forest here? | 
| WILLIAM | Ay, sir, I thank God. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | 'Thank God;' a good answer. Art rich? | 
| WILLIAM | Faith, sir, so so. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | 'So so' is good, very good, very excellent good; and | 
|  | yet it is not; it is but so so. Art thou wise? | 
| WILLIAM | Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | Why, thou sayest well. I do now remember a saying, | 
|  | 'The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man | 
|  | knows himself to be a fool.' The heathen | 
|  | philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape, | 32 | 
|  | would open his lips when he put it into his mouth; | 
|  | meaning thereby that grapes were made to eat and 
 
 
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|  | lips to open. You do love this maid? | 
| WILLIAM | I do, sir. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | Give me your hand. Art thou learned? | 
| WILLIAM | No, sir. | 
| TOUCHSTONE | Then learn this of me: to have, is to have; for it | 
|  | is a figure in rhetoric that drink, being poured out | 
|  | of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty | 
|  | the other; for all your writers do consent that ipse | 
|  | is he: now, you are not ipse, for I am he. | 
| WILLIAM | Which he, sir? | 44 | 
| TOUCHSTONE | He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you | 
|  | clown, abandon,--which is in the vulgar leave,--the | 
|  | society,--which in the boorish is company,--of this | 
|  | female,--which in the common is woman; which | 
|  | together is, abandon the society of this female, or, | 
|  | clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better | 
|  | understanding, diest; or, to wit I kill thee, make | 
|  | thee away, translate thy life into death, thy | 
|  | liberty into bondage: I will deal in poison with | 
|  | thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy | 
|  | with thee in faction; I will o'errun thee with | 
|  | policy; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways: | 
|  | therefore tremble and depart. | 56 | 
| AUDREY | Do, good William. | 
| WILLIAM | God rest you merry, sir. | 
| [Exit] | 
| [Enter CORIN] | 
| CORIN | Our master and mistress seeks you; come, away, away! | 
| TOUCHSTONE | Trip, Audrey! trip, Audrey! I attend, I attend. | 
| [Exeunt] |