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King Henry IV, Part I

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ACT III SCENE III Eastcheap. The Boar's-Head Tavern.
FALSTAFFBardolph, am I not fallen away vilely since this last
action? do I not bate? do I not dwindle? Why my
skin hangs about me like an like an old lady's loose
gown; I am withered like an old apple-john. Well,
I'll repent, and that suddenly, while I am in some5
liking; I shall be out of heart shortly, and then I
shall have no strength to repent. An I have not
forgotten what the inside of a church is made of, I
am a peppercorn, a brewer's horse: the inside of a
church! Company, villanous company, hath been the10
spoil of me.
BARDOLPHSir John, you are so fretful, you cannot live long.
FALSTAFFWhy, there is it: come sing me a bawdy song; make
me merry. I was as virtuously given as a gentleman
need to be; virtuous enough; swore little; diced not15
above seven times a week; went to a bawdy-house once
in a quarter--of an hour; paid money that I
borrowed, three of four times; lived well and in
good compass: and now I live out of all order, out
of all compass.20
BARDOLPHWhy, you are so fat, Sir John, that you must needs
be out of all compass, out of all reasonable
compass, Sir John.
FALSTAFFDo thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life:
thou art our admiral, thou bearest the lantern in25
the poop, but 'tis in the nose of thee; thou art the
Knight of the Burning Lamp.
BARDOLPHWhy, Sir John, my face does you no harm.
FALSTAFFNo, I'll be sworn; I make as good use of it as many
a man doth of a Death's-head or a memento mori: I30
never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire and
Dives that lived in purple; for there he is in his
robes, burning, burning. If thou wert any way
given to virtue, I would swear by thy face; my oath
should be 'By this fire, that's God's angel:' but35
thou art altogether given over; and wert indeed, but
for the light in thy face, the son of utter
darkness. When thou rannest up Gadshill in the
night to catch my horse, if I did not think thou
hadst been an ignis fatuus or a ball of wildfire,40
there's no purchase in money. O, thou art a
perpetual triumph, an everlasting bonfire-light!
Thou hast saved me a thousand marks in links and
torches, walking with thee in the night betwixt
tavern and tavern: but the sack that thou hast45
drunk me would have bought me lights as good cheap
at the dearest chandler's in Europe. I have
maintained that salamander of yours with fire any
time this two and thirty years; God reward me for
BARDOLPH'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly!
FALSTAFFGod-a-mercy! so should I be sure to be heart-burned.
[Enter Hostess]
How now, Dame Partlet the hen! have you inquired
yet who picked my pocket?
HostessWhy, Sir John, what do you think, Sir John? do you55
think I keep thieves in my house? I have searched,
I have inquired, so has my husband, man by man, boy
by boy, servant by servant: the tithe of a hair
was never lost in my house before.
FALSTAFFYe lie, hostess: Bardolph was shaved and lost many60
a hair; and I'll be sworn my pocket was picked. Go
to, you are a woman, go.
HostessWho, I? no; I defy thee: God's light, I was never
called so in mine own house before.
FALSTAFFGo to, I know you well enough.65
HostessNo, Sir John; You do not know me, Sir John. I know
you, Sir John: you owe me money, Sir John; and now

you pick a quarrel to beguile me of it: I bought
you a dozen of shirts to your back.
FALSTAFFDowlas, filthy dowlas: I have given them away to70
bakers' wives, and they have made bolters of them.
HostessNow, as I am a true woman, holland of eight
shillings an ell. You owe money here besides, Sir
John, for your diet and by-drinkings, and money lent
you, four and twenty pound.75
FALSTAFFHe had his part of it; let him pay.
HostessHe? alas, he is poor; he hath nothing.
FALSTAFFHow! poor? look upon his face; what call you rich?
let them coin his nose, let them coin his cheeks:
Ill not pay a denier. What, will you make a younker80
of me? shall I not take mine case in mine inn but I
shall have my pocket picked? I have lost a
seal-ring of my grandfather's worth forty mark.
HostessO Jesu, I have heard the prince tell him, I know not
how oft, that ring was copper!85
FALSTAFFHow! the prince is a Jack, a sneak-cup: 'sblood, an
he were here, I would cudgel him like a dog, if he
would say so.
[ Enter PRINCE HENRY and PETO, marching, and FALSTAFF meets them playing on his truncheon like a life ]
How now, lad! is the wind in that door, i' faith?
must we all march?90
BARDOLPHYea, two and two, Newgate fashion.
HostessMy lord, I pray you, hear me.
PRINCE HENRYWhat sayest thou, Mistress Quickly? How doth thy
husband? I love him well; he is an honest man.
HostessGood my lord, hear me.95
FALSTAFFPrithee, let her alone, and list to me.
PRINCE HENRYWhat sayest thou, Jack?
FALSTAFFThe other night I fell asleep here behind the arras
and had my pocket picked: this house is turned
bawdy-house; they pick pockets.100
PRINCE HENRYWhat didst thou lose, Jack?
FALSTAFFWilt thou believe me, Hal? three or four bonds of
forty pound apiece, and a seal-ring of my
PRINCE HENRYA trifle, some eight-penny matter.105
HostessSo I told him, my lord; and I said I heard your
grace say so: and, my lord, he speaks most vilely
of you, like a foul-mouthed man as he is; and said
he would cudgel you.
PRINCE HENRYWhat! he did not?110
HostessThere's neither faith, truth, nor womanhood in me else.
FALSTAFFThere's no more faith in thee than in a stewed
prune; nor no more truth in thee than in a drawn
fox; and for womanhood, Maid Marian may be the
deputy's wife of the ward to thee. Go, you thing,115
HostessSay, what thing? what thing?
FALSTAFFWhat thing! why, a thing to thank God on.
HostessI am no thing to thank God on, I would thou
shouldst know it; I am an honest man's wife: and,120
setting thy knighthood aside, thou art a knave to
call me so.
FALSTAFFSetting thy womanhood aside, thou art a beast to say
HostessSay, what beast, thou knave, thou?125
FALSTAFFWhat beast! why, an otter.
PRINCE HENRYAn otter, Sir John! Why an otter?
FALSTAFFWhy, she's neither fish nor flesh; a man knows not
where to have her.
HostessThou art an unjust man in saying so: thou or any130
man knows where to have me, thou knave, thou!
PRINCE HENRYThou sayest true, hostess; and he slanders thee most grossly.
HostessSo he doth you, my lord; and said this other day you
ought him a thousand pound.
PRINCE HENRYSirrah, do I owe you a thousand pound?135
FALSTAFFA thousand pound, Ha! a million: thy love is worth
a million: thou owest me thy love.
HostessNay, my lord, he called you Jack, and said he would
cudgel you.
FALSTAFFDid I, Bardolph?140
BARDOLPHIndeed, Sir John, you said so.
FALSTAFFYea, if he said my ring was copper.
PRINCE HENRYI say 'tis copper: darest thou be as good as thy word now?
FALSTAFFWhy, Hal, thou knowest, as thou art but man, I dare:
but as thou art prince, I fear thee as I fear the145
roaring of a lion's whelp.
PRINCE HENRYAnd why not as the lion?
FALSTAFFThe king is to be feared as the lion: dost thou
think I'll fear thee as I fear thy father? nay, an
I do, I pray God my girdle break.150
PRINCE HENRYO, if it should, how would thy guts fall about thy
knees! But, sirrah, there's no room for faith,
truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine; it is all
filled up with guts and midriff. Charge an honest
woman with picking thy pocket! why, thou whoreson,155
impudent, embossed rascal, if there were anything in
thy pocket but tavern-reckonings, memorandums of
bawdy-houses, and one poor penny-worth of
sugar-candy to make thee long-winded, if thy pocket
were enriched with any other injuries but these, I160
am a villain: and yet you will stand to if; you will
not pocket up wrong: art thou not ashamed?
FALSTAFFDost thou hear, Hal? thou knowest in the state of
innocency Adam fell; and what should poor Jack
Falstaff do in the days of villany? Thou seest I165
have more flesh than another man, and therefore more
frailty. You confess then, you picked my pocket?
PRINCE HENRYIt appears so by the story.
FALSTAFFHostess, I forgive thee: go, make ready breakfast;
love thy husband, look to thy servants, cherish thy170
guests: thou shalt find me tractable to any honest
reason: thou seest I am pacified still. Nay,
prithee, be gone.
[Exit Hostess]
Now Hal, to the news at court: for the robbery,
lad, how is that answered?175
PRINCE HENRYO, my sweet beef, I must still be good angel to
thee: the money is paid back again.
FALSTAFFO, I do not like that paying back; 'tis a double labour.
PRINCE HENRYI am good friends with my father and may do any thing.
FALSTAFFRob me the exchequer the first thing thou doest, and180
do it with unwashed hands too.
BARDOLPHDo, my lord.
PRINCE HENRYI have procured thee, Jack, a charge of foot.
FALSTAFFI would it had been of horse. Where shall I find
one that can steal well? O for a fine thief, of the185
age of two and twenty or thereabouts! I am
heinously unprovided. Well, God be thanked for
these rebels, they offend none but the virtuous: I
laud them, I praise them.
PRINCE HENRYBardolph!190
PRINCE HENRYGo bear this letter to Lord John of Lancaster, to my
brother John; this to my Lord of Westmoreland.
[Exit Bardolph]
Go, Peto, to horse, to horse; for thou and I have
thirty miles to ride yet ere dinner time.195
[Exit Peto]
Jack, meet me to-morrow in the temple hall at two
o'clock in the afternoon.
There shalt thou know thy charge; and there receive
Money and order for their furniture.
The land is burning; Percy stands on high;200
And either we or they must lower lie.
FALSTAFFRare words! brave world! Hostess, my breakfast, come!
O, I could wish this tavern were my drum!

Continue to Henry IV, Part I, Act 4, Scene 1


Explanatory Notes for Act 3, Scene 3
From Henry IV, Part I. Ed. Brainerd Kellogg. New York: Clark and Maynard.
(Line numbers have been altered.)

4. Apple-John. This species of apple keeps well, though it soon has a withered appearance.

5. In some liking, in tolerable looking or appearance. "Their young ones are in good liking." Job 39: 4.

14. Given, addicted, disposed.

19. In good compass, within proper bounds.

26. The lantern in the poop, by which the admiral's ship was distinguished.

42. A perpetual triumph, etc. Triumphs denoted shows, such as masks, revels, bonfires, rejoicings, etc. One of Bacon's Essays is Of Masks and Triumphs.

46. Drunk me. Another example of the expletive me. As good cheap, literally, at as good a market. Fr. a bon marche. The word cheap originally meant market. The expression good cheap is quite familiar to the readers of our old literature.

70. Dowlas, coarse linen cloth. Probably from Doullens in Picardy, France, where it was made.

71. Bolters, sifting canvas, sieves.

80. A younker, a greenhorn.

86. A Jack, a common name for a low menial fellow. A sneak-cup, one who avoids deep potations. A sneaker was a small bowl of punch.

89. Is the wind in that door, is that the direction for us?

114. A drawn fox. A fox when drawn from his kennel is very subtle in devising expedients for his safety. Maid Marian, a female character in the morris dances, often personated by a man. The original Maid Marian was Robin Hood's forest queen.

134. Ought. This form of the past tense of owe was often used for owed.

156. Embossed, swollen, puffed up.

176. Good angel, a quibbling allusion to the coin called an angel.

181. With unwashed hands too, with out thinking that you do wrong. An allusion to the ceremony of washing the hands when one is compelled to act contrary to his own sense of right.

How to cite the explanatory notes:

Shakespeare, William. King Henry IV, Part 1. Ed. Brainerd Kellogg. New York: Clark and Maynard, 1885. Shakespeare Online. 20 Feb. 2010. (date when you accessed the information) < >.


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